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		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=239</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
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		<updated>2019-06-26T19:12:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: HTTPS! (plus a more reliable server, updated wiki version, and other changes)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;__NOTOC__&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo &#039;&#039;(shown below)&#039;&#039; for its own evil deeds. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[[Image:CWicon.png]]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; can edit! Now with HTTPS!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Woohoo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==What&#039;s Happening?:==&lt;br /&gt;
See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], [[Special:Allpages|A-Z page list]], and [[Special:Listusers|user list]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Special:Categories|Article Categories]]:==&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;width:100%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:Computers|computers]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:Controversial article|controversial article]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:Impostor doctor|impostor doctors]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:Internet|the Internet]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:Stubs|stub articles]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==See also:==&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;width:100%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Pepper]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Microsoft]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mountain Dew]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PHP]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulcan nerve pinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mark Stone]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes:==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Howto:Install_MediaWiki_on_1and1&amp;diff=236</id>
		<title>Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Howto:Install_MediaWiki_on_1and1&amp;diff=236"/>
		<updated>2019-06-26T18:45:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: Update really outdated website links, add note that many peculiarities no longer exist, add more .htaccess magic&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&amp;amp;1=&lt;br /&gt;
After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;On dial-up!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&amp;amp;1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&amp;amp;1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn&#039;t exist&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don&#039;t end up with URLs like &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Note: as of 2019, many of the issues above no longer apply. E.g. PHP5 is no longer supported (or is being deprecated by 1&amp;amp;1), the /config redirect is no longer mandated, 1&amp;amp;1 is now 1&amp;amp;1 Ionos, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=How to &#039;&#039;Really&#039;&#039; install MediaWiki on 1&amp;amp;1=&lt;br /&gt;
# Download the [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Download zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release).&lt;br /&gt;
# Unzip the files somewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
# Rename the &amp;quot;config&amp;quot; folder to &amp;quot;config2&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a new folder named &amp;quot;config&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a file named &amp;quot;.htaccess&amp;quot; and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;AddType x-mapp-php5 .php&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#* You may also want to add &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;RewriteEngine On&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; and &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;RewriteRule ^(.*)\&amp;amp;(.*)$ $1\%26$2&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; to allow URLs which contain the ampersand character (&amp;amp;).&lt;br /&gt;
# Upload the files to your webspace using [https://filezilla-project.org/ some kind of FTP program].  Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a new MySQL database using the [https://my.ionos.com/ 1&amp;amp;1 control panel]&lt;br /&gt;
## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen&lt;br /&gt;
## You may want to change the password to something better&lt;br /&gt;
# Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/&lt;br /&gt;
# Fill out the form.&lt;br /&gt;
# Move the &amp;quot;LocalSettings.php&amp;quot; from the config folder up to it&#039;s parent folder.&lt;br /&gt;
# Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;$wgLogo = &amp;quot;/images/&#039;&#039;FILENAME&#039;&#039;.png&amp;quot;;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; to your LocalSettings.php file.&lt;br /&gt;
# Your wiki might be ready to go!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==URL shortening==&lt;br /&gt;
If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;wikidirectory&amp;quot;&amp;gt;they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
 DirectoryIndex index.php&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteEngine On&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^(.*)\&amp;amp;(.*)$ $1\%26$2&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]&lt;br /&gt;
You can also try this code instead:&lt;br /&gt;
 DirectoryIndex index.php&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteEngine On&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule \.php$ - [L]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]&lt;br /&gt;
Or you can also get some more help on [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Short_URL wiki URL shortening].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In addition, you&#039;ll want to add the following to your &amp;quot;LocalSettings.php&amp;quot; file&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;wikidirectory&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
 $wgScriptPath = &amp;quot;&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
 $wgArticlePath = &amp;quot;$wgScriptPath/$1&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes:==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Pear_halves&amp;diff=235</id>
		<title>Pear halves</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Pear_halves&amp;diff=235"/>
		<updated>2012-05-02T17:52:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: New page: A word nearly synonymous to perhaps and perhapsibly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A word nearly synonymous to perhaps and [[perhapsibly]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Perhapsibly&amp;diff=234</id>
		<title>Perhapsibly</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Perhapsibly&amp;diff=234"/>
		<updated>2012-05-02T17:51:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: add &amp;quot;pear halves&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perhapsibly&#039;&#039;&#039;: a combination of the words &#039;&#039;perhaps&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;possibly&#039;&#039; indicating some vague measure of uncertainty, generally in the vicinity of 50%. This word is closely related to the word [[pear halves]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris&#039; word of the day]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Perhapsibly&amp;diff=233</id>
		<title>Perhapsibly</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Perhapsibly&amp;diff=233"/>
		<updated>2008-10-30T19:13:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: create page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Perhapsibly&#039;&#039;&#039;: a combination of the words &#039;&#039;perhaps&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;possibly&#039;&#039; indicating some vague measure of uncertainty, generally in the vicinity of 50%.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris&#039; word of the day]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=ChrisWare&amp;diff=232</id>
		<title>ChrisWare</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=ChrisWare&amp;diff=232"/>
		<updated>2008-05-08T02:20:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: updated website link&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The software &amp;quot;company&amp;quot;, &#039;&#039;&#039;ChrisWare&#039;&#039;&#039; is owned and operated by [[User:Chris|Chris Retlich]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://chrisware.net/ official website]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Computers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dissociationism&amp;diff=231</id>
		<title>Dissociationism</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dissociationism&amp;diff=231"/>
		<updated>2007-08-03T02:49:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Dissociationism&#039;&#039;&#039; is the belief in dissociation.  As a dissociationist, one&#039;s goal is to not associate with any concept, group, religion, ideology, person, place, movement, association, or any other thing (real or imaginary) which one could be associated with.  There are large disociationist groups, each with countless members and supporters.  The disocciationsim movement is perhaps the largest, and most organized movement known to exist.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Howto:Install_MediaWiki_on_1and1&amp;diff=230</id>
		<title>Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Howto:Install_MediaWiki_on_1and1&amp;diff=230"/>
		<updated>2007-08-03T02:43:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: moved ampersand fix to more sensible place&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&amp;amp;1=&lt;br /&gt;
After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;On dial-up!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&amp;amp;1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&amp;amp;1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn&#039;t exist&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don&#039;t end up with URLs like &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=How to &#039;&#039;Really&#039;&#039; install MediaWiki on 1&amp;amp;1=&lt;br /&gt;
# Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release).&lt;br /&gt;
# Unzip the files somewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
# Rename the &amp;quot;config&amp;quot; folder to &amp;quot;config2&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a new folder named &amp;quot;config&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a file named &amp;quot;.htaccess&amp;quot; and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;AddType x-mapp-php5 .php&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#* You may also want to add &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;RewriteEngine On&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; and &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;RewriteRule ^(.*)\&amp;amp;(.*)$ $1\%26$2&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; to allow URLs which contain the ampersand character (&amp;amp;).&lt;br /&gt;
# Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program].  Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&amp;amp;1 control panel]&lt;br /&gt;
## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen&lt;br /&gt;
## You may want to change the password to something better&lt;br /&gt;
# Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/&lt;br /&gt;
# Fill out the form.&lt;br /&gt;
# Move the &amp;quot;LocalSettings.php&amp;quot; from the config folder up to it&#039;s parent folder.&lt;br /&gt;
# Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;$wgLogo = &amp;quot;/images/&#039;&#039;FILENAME&#039;&#039;.png&amp;quot;;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; to your LocalSettings.php file.&lt;br /&gt;
# Your wiki might be ready to go!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==URL shortening==&lt;br /&gt;
If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;wikidirectory&amp;quot;&amp;gt;they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
 DirectoryIndex index.php&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteEngine On&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]&lt;br /&gt;
You can also try this code instead:&lt;br /&gt;
 DirectoryIndex index.php&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteEngine On&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule \.php$ - [L]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]&lt;br /&gt;
Or you can also get some more help on [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL  wiki URL shortening].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In addition, you&#039;ll want to add the following to your &amp;quot;LocalSettings.php&amp;quot; file&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;wikidirectory&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
 $wgScriptPath = &amp;quot;&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
 $wgArticlePath = &amp;quot;$wgScriptPath/$1&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes:==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Howto:Install_MediaWiki_on_1and1&amp;diff=229</id>
		<title>Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Howto:Install_MediaWiki_on_1and1&amp;diff=229"/>
		<updated>2007-08-03T02:39:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: added fix for .htaccess which allows &amp;quot;&amp;amp;&amp;quot; characters to be used in URLs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&amp;amp;1=&lt;br /&gt;
After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;On dial-up!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&amp;amp;1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&amp;amp;1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn&#039;t exist&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don&#039;t end up with URLs like &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=How to &#039;&#039;Really&#039;&#039; install MediaWiki on 1&amp;amp;1=&lt;br /&gt;
# Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release).&lt;br /&gt;
# Unzip the files somewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
# Rename the &amp;quot;config&amp;quot; folder to &amp;quot;config2&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a new folder named &amp;quot;config&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a file named &amp;quot;.htaccess&amp;quot; and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;AddType x-mapp-php5 .php&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program].  Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain.&lt;br /&gt;
# Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&amp;amp;1 control panel]&lt;br /&gt;
## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen&lt;br /&gt;
## You may want to change the password to something better&lt;br /&gt;
# Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/&lt;br /&gt;
# Fill out the form.&lt;br /&gt;
# Move the &amp;quot;LocalSettings.php&amp;quot; from the config folder up to it&#039;s parent folder.&lt;br /&gt;
# Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;$wgLogo = &amp;quot;/images/&#039;&#039;FILENAME&#039;&#039;.png&amp;quot;;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; to your LocalSettings.php file.&lt;br /&gt;
# Your wiki might be ready to go!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==URL shortening==&lt;br /&gt;
If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;wikidirectory&amp;quot;&amp;gt;they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
 DirectoryIndex index.php&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteEngine On&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^(.*)\&amp;amp;(.*)$ $1\%26$2&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]&lt;br /&gt;
You can also try this code instead:&lt;br /&gt;
 DirectoryIndex index.php&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteEngine On&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule \.php$ - [L]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]&lt;br /&gt;
 RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]&lt;br /&gt;
Or you can also get some more help on [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL  wiki URL shortening].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In addition, you&#039;ll want to add the following to your &amp;quot;LocalSettings.php&amp;quot; file&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;wikidirectory&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
 $wgScriptPath = &amp;quot;&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
 $wgArticlePath = &amp;quot;$wgScriptPath/$1&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes:==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Development_of_an_Aggregation_Prediction_Program_Using_Intrinsic_Chemical_%26_Structural_Properties_of_Amino_Acids&amp;diff=228</id>
		<title>Development of an Aggregation Prediction Program Using Intrinsic Chemical &amp; Structural Properties of Amino Acids</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Development_of_an_Aggregation_Prediction_Program_Using_Intrinsic_Chemical_%26_Structural_Properties_of_Amino_Acids&amp;diff=228"/>
		<updated>2007-07-26T17:11:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This is the successor to [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]].  More info to appear eventually.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Chris%27_word_of_the_day&amp;diff=227</id>
		<title>Chris&#039; word of the day</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Chris%27_word_of_the_day&amp;diff=227"/>
		<updated>2007-07-24T17:03:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: bah, missed italicizing some words&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==July 24th, 2007==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Olderly]]&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
... a portmanteau of &#039;&#039;old&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;elderly&#039;&#039;, refers to an old person who is frail and elderly in action and appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Archives:==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;No archives exist yet...&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Chris%27_word_of_the_day&amp;diff=226</id>
		<title>Chris&#039; word of the day</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Chris%27_word_of_the_day&amp;diff=226"/>
		<updated>2007-07-24T17:02:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==July 24th, 2007==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Olderly]]&#039;&#039;&#039;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
... a portmanteau of old, and elderly, refers to an old person who is frail and elderly in action and appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Archives:==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;No archives exist yet...&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Category:Chris%27_word_of_the_day&amp;diff=225</id>
		<title>Category:Chris&#039; word of the day</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Category:Chris%27_word_of_the_day&amp;diff=225"/>
		<updated>2007-07-24T17:00:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The following are words and phrases which are, or have been, included in [[Chris&#039; word of the day]] list.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Olderly&amp;diff=224</id>
		<title>Olderly</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Olderly&amp;diff=224"/>
		<updated>2007-07-24T16:59:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Olderly&#039;&#039;&#039;, a portmanteau of &#039;&#039;old&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;elderly&#039;&#039;, refers to an old person who is frail and elderly in action and appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris&#039; word of the day]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Nightforge%27s_Word_of_the_Day&amp;diff=222</id>
		<title>Nightforge&#039;s Word of the Day</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Nightforge%27s_Word_of_the_Day&amp;diff=222"/>
		<updated>2007-07-19T18:49:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: n=&amp;gt;ñ&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Welcome to [[Nightforge]]&#039;s &#039;&#039;Word(s) of the Day&#039;&#039;, a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Today&#039;s Word(s) of the Day: ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Current Word(s):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Exclusivity&#039;&#039; (Added Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 1:39pm CDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Definition(s):&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1) The nonlinear level of how exclusive an item is with regard to some parent item.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For example, exclusivity may frequently be used with regards to video game titles in the current [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Console_wars Console Wars]. Ie: A title such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viva_Piñata Viva Piñata] is exclusive to only [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft Microsoft&#039;s] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_360 Xbox 360], while a title such as is available across many different consoles, a title like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] is available on several consoles from the same parent company (in this case, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo Nintendo], a title like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid_4:_Guns_of_the_Patriots Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots] is currently exclusive to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Computer_Entertainment Sony Computer Entertainment]&#039;s [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3 Playstation 3] but is expected to be released for other consoles at a later date, and so on...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Previous Word(s) of the Day: ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Pyrotechnicality]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Homophonics]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Frequently Asked Questions ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Q:&#039;&#039;&#039; Are these words real?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;A:&#039;&#039;&#039; Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Category:Nightforge%27s_Word_of_the_Day&amp;diff=218</id>
		<title>Category:Nightforge&#039;s Word of the Day</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Category:Nightforge%27s_Word_of_the_Day&amp;diff=218"/>
		<updated>2007-07-19T18:21:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: created page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The following is a list of articles or words which have been included in [[Nightforge&#039;s Word of the Day]] column:&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=To_be_confused_with&amp;diff=211</id>
		<title>To be confused with</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=To_be_confused_with&amp;diff=211"/>
		<updated>2007-05-12T02:22:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;To be confused with&#039;&#039;&#039;, to be confused with &#039;&#039;[[not to be confused with]]&#039;&#039;, is a common English phrase which is composed of the phrase &#039;&#039;not to be confused with&#039;&#039;, but is lacking the logical operator &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039;.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Not_to_be_confused_with&amp;diff=210</id>
		<title>Not to be confused with</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Not_to_be_confused_with&amp;diff=210"/>
		<updated>2007-05-12T02:20:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Not to be confused with&#039;&#039;&#039;, not to be confused with &#039;&#039;[[to be confused with]]&#039;&#039;, is a common English phrase which is composed of the phrase &#039;&#039;to be confused with&#039;&#039; prepended with the logical operator &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039;.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Maine_Page&amp;diff=209</id>
		<title>Maine Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Maine_Page&amp;diff=209"/>
		<updated>2007-05-11T03:58:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Main_Page]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Mark_Stone&amp;diff=207</id>
		<title>Mark Stone</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Mark_Stone&amp;diff=207"/>
		<updated>2007-05-08T15:25:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: add image&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Mark Stone.jpg|thumb|Mark Stone, in all his glory.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Mark Stone&#039;&#039;&#039;, not to be confused with the world-famous porn star &#039;&#039;&#039;Mark Stone&#039;&#039;&#039;, is an instructor of [[Computer Science|compooter science]] at [[Lakeland College]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Computers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Revert_Wars&amp;diff=179</id>
		<title>Revert Wars</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Revert_Wars&amp;diff=179"/>
		<updated>2007-04-10T22:17:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: protect, how to win&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Revert Wars&#039;&#039;&#039; is a popular computer game created by the Wiki Corporation.  This multi-player real-time strategy involves the players &amp;quot;fighting&amp;quot; by reverting and un-reverting edits on certain pages within a wiki.  Popular &#039;&#039;Revert Wars&#039;&#039; servers include: Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, and any other wiki on the [[Internet]] which allows anonymous edits.  A common tactic used by registered users, a.k.a. cheaters, is to protect the page(s) involved in the revert war so that they can unfairly enact a victory for themselves.  Unregistered users have fought back by registering for accounts to be able to (un)protect pages themselves, and thus undo any possible advantage that anyone else has.  The winner is chosen whenever the page(s) in question remain unreverted for three days in a row, or until one side of the revert war gives up in futility.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Computers]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Revert_Wars&amp;diff=178</id>
		<title>Revert Wars</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Revert_Wars&amp;diff=178"/>
		<updated>2007-04-10T22:14:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Revert Wars&#039;&#039;&#039; is a popular computer game created by the Wiki Corporation.  This multi-player real-time strategy involves the players &amp;quot;fighting&amp;quot; by reverting and un-reverting edits on certain articles within a wiki.  Popular &#039;&#039;Revert Wars&#039;&#039; servers include: Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, and any other wiki on the [[Internet]] which allows anonymous edits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Computers]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Internets&amp;diff=177</id>
		<title>Internets</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Internets&amp;diff=177"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T22:19:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: category&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Q|I hear there&#039;s rumors on the uh... &#039;&#039;&#039;Internets&#039;&#039;&#039;!|King George the Wth|Internets}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|Well, actually, you forgot Poland!|King George the Wth}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Internets&#039;&#039;&#039; is the world&#039;s largest computer network which is frequently used by terruhists, as well as rumorists to spread their terruh as well as rumors about the possibility of a draft occurring.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Computers]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Internet]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Controversial article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Microsoft&amp;diff=176</id>
		<title>Microsoft</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Microsoft&amp;diff=176"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T22:19:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: category&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt; Microsoft Corporation&lt;br /&gt;
 1 Microsoft Way&lt;br /&gt;
 Redmond, WA  98052-6399&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Microsoft Corporation&amp;amp;reg;&#039;&#039;&#039; is known for cheating people out of their money and continuously coming up with new &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Operating System|Operating Systems]]&#039;&#039;&#039; (OS) that have so many bugs when they hit the shelves that people have no choice but to upgrade and fry their computers all to hell. Especially with the newest OS, Windows Vista. Did you know that the program originally had about seventeen (15) viruses embedded into the codes. So now they are trying to CTA, (cover their asses) by making all sorts of &amp;quot;patches&amp;quot; that apparently only make things worse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On top of that, besides the viruses, the security of the programs suck. I mean come on, think about it, do you really want to continuously tell your computer &amp;quot;YES I AM SURE&amp;quot; every single time you open a program or open an e-mail? I know I sure as hell don&#039;t!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Computers]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Controversial article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=King_George_the_Wth&amp;diff=175</id>
		<title>King George the Wth</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=King_George_the_Wth&amp;diff=175"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T22:16:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: category&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Q|I hear there&#039;s rumors on the uh... &#039;&#039;&#039;Internets&#039;&#039;&#039;!|King George the Wth|Internets}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|Well, actually, you forgot Poland!|King George the Wth|his opponent forgetting about Poland}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;King George the Wth&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;George W. Bush&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;W&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Commander Stupid&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;King George&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;President&#039;&#039; Bush&#039;&#039;&#039;, is the 43rd person to fill the role of the President of the United States.  Unlike previous presidents who took this office, King George the Wth took the presidency by force, collaboration with [[Diebold]], and an effective embezzling and smear campaign against all of his opponents, foes, fiends, enemies, doubters, uninterested parties, fellow republicans, friends, allies, and anything else living or resembling life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Controversial article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Diebold&amp;diff=174</id>
		<title>Diebold</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Diebold&amp;diff=174"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T22:16:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: category&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Die Bold&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Diebold&#039;&#039;&#039; as they prefer to be called, is an electronic vote-rigging&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Although this hasn&#039;t been proven 100% yet, results are only around 99% conclusive.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; company which specializes national elections.  They were contracted by [[King George the Wth]] to ensure that he would win the 43rd presidency of the United States.  He outbid his opponents for Diebold&#039;s exclusive &amp;quot;Presidential Suite&amp;quot; package, which is offered for bidding every four years, and includes a guaranteed victory for the presidency, a limo rental, three national media releases affirming the victory, and four pardonable turkeys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes:==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Controversial article]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Diebold&amp;diff=173</id>
		<title>Diebold</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Diebold&amp;diff=173"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T22:12:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Die Bold&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Diebold&#039;&#039;&#039; as they prefer to be called, is an electronic vote-rigging&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Although this hasn&#039;t been proven 100% yet, results are only around 99% conclusive.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; company which specializes national elections.  They were contracted by [[King George the Wth]] to ensure that he would win the 43rd presidency of the United States.  He outbid his opponents for Diebold&#039;s exclusive &amp;quot;Presidential Suite&amp;quot; package, which is offered for bidding every four years, and includes a guaranteed victory for the presidency, a limo rental, three national media releases affirming the victory, and four pardonable turkeys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes:==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=King_George_the_Wth&amp;diff=172</id>
		<title>King George the Wth</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=King_George_the_Wth&amp;diff=172"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T22:03:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: quotes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Q|I hear there&#039;s rumors on the uh... &#039;&#039;&#039;Internets&#039;&#039;&#039;!|King George the Wth|Internets}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|Well, actually, you forgot Poland!|King George the Wth|his opponent forgetting about Poland}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;King George the Wth&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;George W. Bush&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;W&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Commander Stupid&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;King George&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;President&#039;&#039; Bush&#039;&#039;&#039;, is the 43rd person to fill the role of the President of the United States.  Unlike previous presidents who took this office, King George the Wth took the presidency by force, collaboration with [[Diebold]], and an effective embezzling and smear campaign against all of his opponents, foes, fiends, enemies, doubters, uninterested parties, fellow republicans, friends, allies, and anything else living or resembling life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=King_George_the_Wth&amp;diff=171</id>
		<title>King George the Wth</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=King_George_the_Wth&amp;diff=171"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T22:01:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;King George the Wth&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;George W. Bush&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;W&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Commander Stupid&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;King George&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;President&#039;&#039; Bush&#039;&#039;&#039;, is the 43rd person to fill the role of the President of the United States.  Unlike previous presidents who took this office, King George the Wth took the presidency by force, collaboration with [[Diebold]], and an effective embezzling and smear campaign against all of his opponents, foes, fiends, enemies, doubters, uninterested parties, fellow republicans, friends, allies, and anything else living or resembling life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=King_George_the_Wth&amp;diff=170</id>
		<title>King George the Wth</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=King_George_the_Wth&amp;diff=170"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T22:01:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;King George the Wth&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;George W. Bush&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;W&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Commander Stupid&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;King George&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;President&#039;&#039; Bush&#039;&#039;&#039;, is the 43rd person to fill the role of the President of the United States.  Unlike previous presidents who took this office, King George the Wth took the presidency by force, collaboration with [[Diebold]], and an effective embezzling and smear campaign against all of his opponents, foes, fiends, enemies, doubters, uninterested parites, fellow republicans, friends, allies, and anything else living or resembling life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=!!M&amp;diff=169</id>
		<title>!!M</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=!!M&amp;diff=169"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T14:39:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;!!M&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;Wii&#039;&#039;&#039; is a videogame system that consists of a [[Wiimote]], a moving image viewing device, an audio generator, and an optional [[Wiimoat]] to keep vandals and thieves from stealing the precious Wiimote.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Wii&amp;diff=168</id>
		<title>Wii</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Wii&amp;diff=168"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T14:36:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[!!M]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Wiimote&amp;diff=167</id>
		<title>Wiimote</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Wiimote&amp;diff=167"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T14:36:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A &#039;&#039;&#039;Wiimote&#039;&#039;&#039; is the controller used for the [[!!M]] videogame system.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Wiimote&amp;diff=166</id>
		<title>Wiimote</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Wiimote&amp;diff=166"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T14:36:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A &#039;&#039;&#039;Wiimote&#039;&#039;&#039; is the controller used for the [[!!M]] videogame system.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Wiimoat&amp;diff=165</id>
		<title>Wiimoat</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Wiimoat&amp;diff=165"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T14:35:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;Wiimoat&#039;&#039;&#039; is a deep trench filled with water and crocodiles which guard and protect a [[Wiimote]] from being raided and/or stolen.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Mountain_Dew&amp;diff=164</id>
		<title>Mountain Dew</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Mountain_Dew&amp;diff=164"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:57:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: duh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Mountain Dew&#039;&#039;&#039; is an orange-flavored citrus soft drink that is visually confused with antifreeze.  It is the best soft drink in the world followed by water.  Its sugar and caffeine levels are off every chart imaginable.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Template:Q&amp;diff=162</id>
		<title>Template:Q</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Template:Q&amp;diff=162"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:38:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;“&#039;&#039;{{{1}}}&#039;&#039;”&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;~ &#039;&#039;&#039;[[{{{2}}}]] {{#if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Usage==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; prints:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; prints:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Internets&amp;diff=161</id>
		<title>Internets</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Internets&amp;diff=161"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:36:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: added quotes, expanded article a bit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Q|I hear there&#039;s rumors on the uh... &#039;&#039;&#039;Internets&#039;&#039;&#039;!|King George the Wth|Internets}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|Well, actually, you forgot Poland!|King George the Wth}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Internets&#039;&#039;&#039; is the world&#039;s largest computer network which is frequently used by terruhists, as well as rumorists to spread their terruh as well as rumors about the possibility of a draft occurring.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Computers]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Internet]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Template:Q&amp;diff=160</id>
		<title>Template:Q</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Template:Q&amp;diff=160"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:33:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: Undo revision 159 by Special:Contributions/Chris (User talk:Chris)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;“&#039;&#039;{{{1}}}&#039;&#039;”&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;~ &#039;&#039;&#039;[[{{{2}}}]] {{#if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Usage==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; prints:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; prints:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Template:Q&amp;diff=159</id>
		<title>Template:Q</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Template:Q&amp;diff=159"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:32:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;“&#039;&#039;{{{1}}}&#039;&#039;”&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;~ &#039;&#039;&#039;[[{{{2}}}]] {{if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Usage==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; prints:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; prints:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Template:Q&amp;diff=157</id>
		<title>Template:Q</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Template:Q&amp;diff=157"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:20:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;“&#039;&#039;{{{1}}}&#039;&#039;”&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;~ &#039;&#039;&#039;[[{{{2}}}]] {{#if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Usage==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; prints:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt; prints:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._Who&amp;diff=156</id>
		<title>Dr. Who</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._Who&amp;diff=156"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:09:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: Dr. Who moved to Doctor Who: wrong title&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Doctor Who]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Doctor_Who&amp;diff=155</id>
		<title>Doctor Who</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Doctor_Who&amp;diff=155"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:09:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: Dr. Who moved to Doctor Who: wrong title&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Impostor doctor]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Doctor_Who&amp;diff=154</id>
		<title>Doctor Who</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Doctor_Who&amp;diff=154"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:04:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Impostor doctor]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._No&amp;diff=153</id>
		<title>Dr. No</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._No&amp;diff=153"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:03:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Impostor doctor]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._Know&amp;diff=152</id>
		<title>Dr. Know</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._Know&amp;diff=152"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T02:03:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Impostor doctor]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{stub}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Doctor_Who&amp;diff=151</id>
		<title>Doctor Who</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Doctor_Who&amp;diff=151"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T01:57:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Impostor doctor]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._Know&amp;diff=150</id>
		<title>Dr. Know</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._Know&amp;diff=150"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T01:57:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Impostor doctor]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._No&amp;diff=149</id>
		<title>Dr. No</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Dr._No&amp;diff=149"/>
		<updated>2007-04-04T01:56:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: new&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Impostor doctor]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=148</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=148"/>
		<updated>2007-03-31T02:58:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chris: fixed spacing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;__NOTOC__&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo &#039;&#039;(shown below)&#039;&#039; for its own evil deeds. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[[Image:CWicon.png]]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; can edit!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Woohoo!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==What&#039;s Happening?:==&lt;br /&gt;
See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], [[Special:Allpages|A-Z page list]], and [[Special:Listusers|user list]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Special:Categories|Article Categories]]:==&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;width:100%&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[:Category:Computers|computers]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:Controversial article|controversial article]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:Impostor doctor|impostor doctors]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[:Category:Internet|the Internet]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[:Category:Stubs|stub articles]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also:==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Pepper]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Microsoft]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mountain Dew]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PHP]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulcan nerve pinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mark Stone]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Chris</name></author>
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