ChrisWiki - User contributions [en]

Homophonics

2007-07-19T18:19:35Z

WikiSysop: added category

''Homophonics'' was the second entry in [[Nightforge]]'s "[[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]]" column. (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CDT)

'''Definition(s):'''

1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo].

[[Category:Nightforge's Word of the Day]]

Pyrotechnicality

2007-07-19T18:19:09Z

WikiSysop: added category

''Pyrotechnicality'' was the first entry in [[Nightforge]]'s "[[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]]" column. (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CDT)

'''Definition(s):'''

1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage].

[[Category:Nightforge's Word of the Day]]

Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1

2007-05-04T20:29:20Z

WikiSysop: rewrite code missing

=Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1=
After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.

=How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1=
# Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release).
# Unzip the files somewhere.
# Rename the "config" folder to "config2".
# Create a new folder named "config".
# Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code>
# Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain.
# Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&1 control panel]
## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen
## You may want to change the password to something better
# Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/
# Fill out the form.
# Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder.
# Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file.
# Your wiki might be ready to go!

==URL shortening==
If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>:
DirectoryIndex index.php
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]
RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]
You can also try this code instead:
DirectoryIndex index.php
RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L]
RewriteRule \.php$ - [L]
RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]
RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]
Or you can also get some more help on [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL wiki URL shortening].

In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />:
$wgScriptPath = "";
$wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1";

==Notes:==
<references/>

User:Nightforge

2007-05-04T20:00:29Z

WikiSysop: fixed link (now internal instead of external)

[[Image:Nf_Av_L1-1.gif|frame|right|Nightforge]]
[[Nightforge]], not to be confused with [[Daysmithy]] (his [http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Scaperune ScapeRune] alternate), is the current provider of the randomly updated "''Nightforge's Word of the Day''" column seen [[Nightforge's Word of the Day|here]].

User:Nightforge

2007-05-04T20:00:10Z

WikiSysop: fixed link (now internal instead of external)

Template:Q

2007-04-04T02:51:33Z

WikiSysop: Protected "Template:Q": doesn't need to be changed [edit=sysop:move=sysop]

<code>“''{{{1}}}''”</code><br />
:<code>~ '''[[{{{2}}}]] {{#if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}'''</code><noinclude>

==Usage==
<code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}</nowiki></code> prints:

{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}

<code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}</nowiki></code> prints:

{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}
</noinclude>

File:CWicon.png

2007-03-30T04:08:57Z

WikiSysop: Protected "Image:CWicon.png" [edit=sysop:move=sysop]

CW logo

File:CWlogo.png

2007-03-30T04:03:32Z

WikiSysop: Protected "Image:CWlogo.png": don't want people changing the wiki's logo! [edit=sysop:move=sysop]

The "CW" logo used on this site.

Category:Stubs

2007-03-29T20:46:47Z

WikiSysop: Protected "Category:Stubs": because [edit=sysop:move=sysop]

The following is a list of [[ChrisWiki:Stub|stub]] articles. They are short and need to be made longer or more useful.

Template:Stub

2007-03-29T20:46:46Z

WikiSysop: Protected "Template:Stub": because [edit=sysop:move=sysop]

<div class="notice metadata" id="stub">''This article is a [[ChrisWiki:Stub|stub]]. You can help ChrisWiki by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it]. ''</div><includeonly>[[Category:Stubs]]</includeonly>
<noinclude>''This template will categorize articles that include it into [[:Category:Stubs]].''</noinclude>

ChrisWiki:Stub

2007-03-29T20:46:31Z

WikiSysop: Protected "ChrisWiki:Stub": because [edit=sysop:move=sysop]

A '''stub''' article is an article that is short or temporary while the rest of the article is being created.

==See also:==
[[:Category:Stubs]]

User:Chris

2007-03-28T05:07:45Z

WikiSysop: Protected "User:Chris": because I said so [edit=sysop:move=sysop]

It's me, the person who owns and runs this website. If you really want to know about me, go to [http://chrisretlich.com/ my website] instead.

Main Page

2007-03-28T04:57:47Z

WikiSysop:

'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!'''

Woohoo!!!

See my rant at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]'''

==What's Happening?:==
See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]].

==See also:==
* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]
* [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]]
* [[Doctor Pepper]]
* [[Microsoft]]
* [[Mountain Dew]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Vulcan nerve pinch]]
* [[Mark Stone]]
* [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]]

==Notes:==
<references/>

Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1

2007-03-28T04:56:49Z

WikiSysop: bah, square brackets

=Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1=
After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.

=How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1=
# Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release).
# Unzip the files somewhere.
# Rename the "config" folder to "config2".
# Create a new folder named "config".
# Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code>
# Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain.
# Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&1 control panel]
## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen
## You may want to change the password to something better
# Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/
# Fill out the form.
# Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder.
# Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file.
# Your wiki might be ready to go!

==URL shortening==
If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>:
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]
RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]
You can also try this code instead:
RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L]
RewriteRule \.php$ - [L]
RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]
RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]
Or you can also get some more help on [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL wiki URL shortening].

In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />:
$wgScriptPath = "";
$wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1";

==Notes:==
<references/>

Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1

2007-03-28T04:55:15Z

WikiSysop: new

=Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1=
After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.

=How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1=
# Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release).
# Unzip the files somewhere.
# Rename the "config" folder to "config2".
# Create a new folder named "config".
# Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code>
# Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain.
# Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&1 control panel]
## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen
## You may want to change the password to something better
# Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/
# Fill out the form.
# Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder.
# Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file.
# Your wiki might be ready to go!

==URL shortening==
If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>:
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]
RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]
You can also try this code instead:
RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L]
RewriteRule \.php$ - [L]
RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R]
RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]
Or you can also get some more help on [[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL wiki URL shortening]].

In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />:
$wgScriptPath = "";
$wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1";

==Notes:==
<references/>

Help:Contents

2007-03-28T04:33:04Z

WikiSysop: apparently external redirects don't work

See: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Contents this]

Help:Editing

2007-03-28T04:32:32Z

WikiSysop: bah, preview it next time!

see: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Editing this]

Main Page

2007-03-28T04:31:52Z

WikiSysop:

Woohoo!!!

'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!'''

See my rant at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]'''

==What's Happening?:==
See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]].

==See also:==
* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]
* [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]]
* [[Doctor Pepper]]
* [[Microsoft]]
* [[Mountain Dew]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Vulcan nerve pinch]]
* [[Mark Stone]]
* [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]]

==Notes:==
<references/>

Help:Editing

2007-03-28T04:30:24Z

WikiSysop: apparently external redirects don't work

see: [[http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Editing]]

Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1

2007-03-28T04:29:46Z

WikiSysop: new

==Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1==
After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like
http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page,
I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.

Main Page

2007-03-28T04:27:56Z

WikiSysop: /* Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1 */

Woohoo!!!

'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!'''

==What's Happening?:==
See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]].

==See also:==
* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]
* [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]]
* [[Doctor Pepper]]
* [[Microsoft]]
* [[Mountain Dew]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Vulcan nerve pinch]]
* [[Mark Stone]]
* [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]]

==Notes:==
<references/>

Main Page

2007-03-28T04:27:10Z

WikiSysop:

Woohoo!!!

'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!'''

==Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1==
After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like
http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page,
I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.

==What's Happening?:==
See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]].

==See also:==
* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]
* [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]]
* [[Doctor Pepper]]
* [[Microsoft]]
* [[Mountain Dew]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Vulcan nerve pinch]]
* [[Mark Stone]]
* [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]]

==Notes:==
<references/>

Help:Editing

2007-03-28T04:25:14Z

WikiSysop: new

#REDIRECT [[http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Editing]]

Help:Contents

2007-03-28T04:24:13Z

WikiSysop: new

#REDIRECT [[http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Contents]]

ChrisWiki:General disclaimer

2007-03-28T04:21:30Z

WikiSysop: Protected "ChrisWiki:General disclaimer": want to keep the semi-legal mumbo-jumbo [edit=sysop:move=sysop]

ChrisWiki is not<ref>entirely</ref> responsible for the content posted on here. All trademarks and such are probably owned by other people, and are used without permission. ChrisWiki claims no ownership or endorsement of other's trademark(s).

==Notes:==
<references/>

ChrisWiki:General disclaimer

2007-03-28T04:20:59Z

WikiSysop: new

ChrisWiki:General disclaimer

2007-03-28T04:20:31Z

WikiSysop: new

ChrisWiki:About

2007-03-28T04:18:13Z

WikiSysop: new

#REDIRECT [[Main_Page]]

Main Page

2007-03-28T01:06:05Z

WikiSysop: recent changes link

Woohoo!!!

'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!'''

After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like
http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page,
I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.

Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]!

==What's Happening?:==
See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]].

==See also:==
* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]
* [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]]
* [[Doctor Pepper]]
* [[Microsoft]]
* [[Mountain Dew]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Vulcan nerve pinch]]

==Notes:==
<references/>

CW:VFD

2007-03-28T01:02:59Z

WikiSysop: CW:VFD moved to ChrisWiki:VFD: matches naming scheme better

#REDIRECT [[ChrisWiki:VFD]]

ChrisWiki:VFD

2007-03-28T01:02:59Z

WikiSysop: CW:VFD moved to ChrisWiki:VFD: matches naming scheme better

The '''Votes For Deletion''' list below contains a list of articles flagged for deletion. You can discuss why/why not an article should be deleted.

==[[Retardedly]]==
- Um, what? But, I'm unsure on this one at the moment. Vote: meh. [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 00:50, 27 March 2007 (EDT)

Talk:Retardedly

2007-03-28T01:02:26Z

WikiSysop:

Spelled incorrectly? How so? What's the "correct" spelling?... Putting up for [[ChrisWiki:VFD|VfD]] [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 00:48, 27 March 2007 (EDT)

ChrisWiki:Copyrights

2007-03-28T01:01:01Z

WikiSysop: new

Um, for copyright, just please use all original content, or whatever else is legal to put on here.

Main Page

2007-03-28T00:59:45Z

WikiSysop: alphabetize, add entries

Woohoo!!!

'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!'''

After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like
http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page,
I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now.

Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]!

==See also:==
* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]
* [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]]
* [[Doctor Pepper]]
* [[Microsoft]]
* [[Mountain Dew]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Vulcan nerve pinch]]

==Notes:==
<references/>

Microsoft

2007-03-27T19:55:46Z

WikiSysop: bah, formatting

Microsoft Corporation
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA

Microsoft

2007-03-27T19:55:00Z

WikiSysop: new

Microsoft Corporation
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA

ASP

2007-03-27T19:54:19Z

WikiSysop: slightly better

'''ASP''' is a server-side scripting language similar to VBscript created by [[Microsoft]]. ASP stands for '''Active Server Pages''' despite the fact that they are really inactive, and hardly ever feel motivated to do anything. Their level of motivation to be "active" is about as high as mine in completing this arti

ASP

2007-03-27T19:53:55Z

WikiSysop: new

PHP

2007-03-27T19:52:02Z

WikiSysop: links

'''PHP''' is the world's best server-side scripting and programming language. It is precisely 42.314159 times better than [[ASP]], and is 500<ref>well, actually it is 500.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times better than JSP, but 500 is close enough</ref> times better than [[JSP]]. It is available for all kinds of webservers, including [[Apache]] and the horrid [[IIS]].

==Notes:==
<references/>

PHP

2007-03-27T19:51:03Z

WikiSysop: new

'''PHP''' is the world's best server-side scripting and programming language. It is precisely 42.314159 times better than ASP, and is 500<ref>well, actually it is 500.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times better than JSP, but 500 is close enough</ref> times better than JSP. It is available for all kinds of webservers, including [[Apache]] and the horrid [[IIS]].

==Notes:==
<references/>

PHP4

2007-03-27T19:48:52Z

WikiSysop: new

#REDIRECT [[PHP]]

USA

2007-03-27T05:21:53Z

WikiSysop: new

#REDIRECT [[America]]

America

2007-03-27T05:20:15Z

WikiSysop: forgot reference list

'''America''', or '''The United States of America''', also frequently misspelled as '''Amerika''' is a country somewhere between here and there.

==Key facts==
* About n<ref>a number greater than or equal to zero</ref>-thousand square miles in area
* Contains approximately 50 states
* Most states get along together and are contiguous, but a few are outcasts and live a life on the ocean
* This wiki is likely hosted somewhere in America
* Famous people, such as [[Dr. Phil]], [[Doctor Dewlittle]], and [[Doctor Pepper]] all live in or near America

==Trivia==
* This country was founded in 1776 ± 5000 by a bunch of guys who had nothing better to do than found a country.

==See also:==
* [[USA]]

==Notes:==
<references/>

America

2007-03-27T05:19:18Z

WikiSysop: new

List of impostor doctors

2007-03-27T05:11:08Z

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Below is an alphabetical listing of impostor doctors:

* [[Doctor Dewlittle]]
* [[Doctor Dolittle]]
* [[Doctor Pepper]]
* [[Dr. Phil]]

Dr. Phil

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'''Dr. Phil''', a.k.a. '''Dr. Phillip McGraw''', a.k.a. '''Phillip Calvin "Phil" McGraw''' is an [[America|American]] TV show character who hosts a self-titled<ref>under his pseudonym</ref> talk-show where he treats people with various kinds of life issues. The actor who plays Dr. Phil is also confusingly named [[Dr. Phil]], but is not actually a doctor, unlike the character he plays on television.

==See also:==
* [[Doctor Pepper]] - another [[List of impostor doctors|impostor doctor]]

==Notes:==
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Dr. Phil

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Dr. Phil

2007-03-27T05:04:19Z

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'''Dr. Phil''', a.k.a. '''Dr. Phillip McGraw''', a.k.a. '''Phillip Calvin "Phil" McGraw''' is an [[American]] TV show character who hosts a self-titled<ref>under his pseudonym</ref> talk-show where he treats people with various kinds of life issues. The actor who plays Dr. Phil is also confusingly named [[Dr. Phil]], but is not actually a doctor, unlike the character he plays on television.

==See also:==
* [[Doctor Pepper]]

==Footnotes:==
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Doctor Pepper

2007-03-27T04:56:57Z

WikiSysop: New page: '''Doctor Pepper''' is an imposter. He claims to be a doctor by using that as a part of his name, but he is in fact just an ordinary man. ==See also:== * Dr. Phil - another imposter

'''Doctor Pepper''' is an imposter. He claims to be a doctor by using that as a part of his name, but he is in fact just an ordinary man.

==See also:==
* [[Dr. Phil]] - another imposter

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