Diebold

Die Bold, or Diebold as they prefer to be called, is an electronic vote-rigging company which specializes national elections. They were contracted by King George the Wth to ensure that he would win the 43rd presidency of the United States. He outbid his opponents for Diebold's exclusive "Presidential Suite" package, which is offered for bidding every four years, and includes a guaranteed victory for the presidency, a limo rental, three national media releases affirming the victory, and four pardonable turkeys.