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'''Mountain Dew''' is an orange-flavored citrus soft drink that is visually confused with radiator fluid.  It is the best soft drink in the world followed by water.  Its sugar and caffeine levels are off every chart imaginable.
'''Mountain Dew''' is an orange-flavored citrus soft drink that is visually confused with antifreeze.  It is the best soft drink in the world followed by water.  Its sugar and caffeine levels are off every chart imaginable.

Latest revision as of 06:57, 4 April 2007

Mountain Dew is an orange-flavored citrus soft drink that is visually confused with antifreeze. It is the best soft drink in the world followed by water. Its sugar and caffeine levels are off every chart imaginable.